*new*2005-12-28He can't help eating pine needles.
*new*2005-11-16He waved goodbye to the life he knew...
*new*2005-10-24This one's name is Graarg, and she's mad because she's out of red claw polish.
*new*2005-05-24What I will be attaching to my resume instead of a cover letter
*new*2005-05-04Why you won't be getting a birthday cake
*new*2005-05-03The mood swing isn't always this fun...
*new*2005-04-18"I read the news today, oh boy."
*new*2005-03-24What do you eat when your tummy grumbles late at night?
*new*2005-03-23He calls the kitty "George."
*new*2005-03-23I do not know. Neo-cubist?
*new*2005-03-23Mmmm, paperwork
*new*2005-03-23You ruined Christmas!
*new*2005-03-23Oh, it is the best pencil!
*new*2005-03-23He just likes shoes, okay??
*new*2005-03-23We both got new boots that day.
*new*2005-03-23Definitely not the product of a day in Restructuring and Government Efficiency.
*new*2005-03-23Tasty Santa heads
*new*2005-03-23Mondays make his teeth yellow.
*new*2005-03-23So, like, this is my toque, eh.
*new*2005-03-23He's been up all night; he might sleep all day.
*new*2005-03-23It's always his favourite tune.