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This video teaches you how to Master the Internet (circa 1997). What can you do with the internet? Let's see... You can use the internet for:

• Sports scores
• Chatting with women
• Taxes
• Football scores
• Chatting with men... about football
• Egyptian literature
• Sending Electronic M

It starts out pretty funny, but sort of breaks down.

Crossing the street in Hungary is a nerve-wracking experience.

Tracy Morgan sketch about being black.

Nobody pops like this! Not even Orville Redenbacher!

I must see You Don't Mess With the Zohan. I haven't traditionally liked Sandler that much, but this trailer looks awesome.

Ford sells cars to Bible-thumpers.

But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians, who believe in God, we at Keiffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up.

Awesome.

Baaah!

Thanks, The Space Admiral!

Can I Have Your Money? A website accepting donations for reasons that can only be described as dubious. It's no Save Toby, but then all the good ideas have been taken, haven't they?

Apparently, someone really clever figured out a great new way to steal cars: they put a sticker on the rear window of the car. Chances are you'll only notice it once you've started the car and start backing out of your parking place, at which point you get out to investigate. Once you're near the back of the car, it's a piece of cake to come out of hiding, hop into your car, and drive off.

So yeah: if you see something attached to your car's rear window, maybe lock your car and drive away...

Why?! Why would Disney make a movie called "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"?

Thanks (I think) to Rob.

I knew nothing of the movie City of Embers until now. It looks awesome, but Bill Murray is not easy to think of in a non-comedy.

Crave, a play by Sarah Kane, is being put on by Guts & Guile Productions. I got to see a preview of it, and I liked it. I've seen gutsy productions of strange content fail miserably before, so it was surprising to see insane content presented successfully.

The play runs May 16th to the 25th at The Third Space (11516-103st), 8pm Tues through Sat, 2pm for the Sunday matinees. Tickets are available at Tix on the Square or cash at the door.

Awesome video of a helicopter where the frame rate of the video has been synchronized to the blade rotation speed.

A young David Bowie speaks out against long-hairism.

Ever wonder what real life would be like if they behaved like they do on Facebook? Wonder no more.

This article about T-Mobile (US cellular phone service provider) has the best picture I've ever seen.

Star Wars Fans vs. Sports Fans.

I must see this movie. Thanks, Mike!

This is how you treat ill-behaved children.

MacGyver movie.

Yes.

The new Indiana Jones movie looks completely awesome.