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Breakdancing In The Rain. Golf GTI Commercial.

Firefox logo crop circle on Google Maps.

Scientists are hoping to discover evidence of signaling back in time between entangled photons.

Having a bad day? Not any more.

Composite picture of a day's worth of planes taking off.

I haven't talked to Ryan and Sonya in forever. They're friends from High School, and they're apparently touring the world. It's people like this that make you feel like an utter failure...

The Onion weighs in on the PS3 and Wii.

Celebrity butt plugs. Ah great... There's a keyword I'd been hoping not to add to my website.

Heh. Smell Gibson

Rollertoaster!

Yes!

Fascinating facts. How many do you find plausible? Now, look up that number on the following chart:

• 0: Bullshit detectors are operating
• 1-5: Did you know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
• 6-10: You took a short bus to school
• 11-15: Functionally retarded
• 16-20: You believe the moon landings were faked

Hahaha! She doesn't see a hint! That's awesome.

Girl chats up guy in bar, then reveals some crippling affliction... Does he stay or does he go?

New features are what you crave!

In the comment view, if you are signed in, you'll see little greater than / less than signs. The less than sign indicates you dislike a comment. The greater than sign indicates you like it. You can only indicate your like or dislike of a comment. It is anonymous.

I'm adding the same thing for main posts soon.

There is no scale. No namby-pamby middle ground. Once you click to register your vote, you either love or hate a comment! You can flip flop between the two, but you can never go back to neutrality.

Can you use your Chi to knock someone out without even touching them? No. Of course not: that's a stupid question.

News flash: babies are not microwave safe.

Suckers! Apparently, sitting up straight is bad for you.

It took me this long to find out what the Hell HeadOn is. It's a homeopathic (worthless) headache remedy.

Talking to retards online.

...
Ryu-Ken-Thai: dont make fun of Cindy, she's o:-)
Tangledweb: What?
d4m4n: DAT?S AN ANGLE MORON!
d4m4n: I MENA AN ANGEL MORON!
Tangledweb: Oh yeah? Well then I'm 0-).
CiNdY15: You?re 0-)? What?s that, Tangledweb?
Ryu-Ken-Thai:2 b r knot 2 b, th4t is teh queshun.
Tangledweb: I'M CYCLOPS BITCH!
...

Brain teaser games. Apparently, I'm a complete retard.

Good news for Zune users: The Zune doesn't suck any more! You can bypass the limitation that causes mp3s to stop playing after 3 days / 3 plays by setting up the Zune to be recognized as a removable hard disk, renaming MP3s so they have a .jpg extension, then transferring them to your friends. The day the Zune becomes capable of transferring un-DRMed MP3 files to other Zunes with no restrictions, I'll probably want one.

Of course, the hack will have to be widespread enough that everybody uses it.

New commercial for the 2G iPod Shuffle.

Comedy Central commercials.

• Thanksgiving Island - Stuffing Survival
• Thanksgiving Island - Turkey Taste Test
• Thanksgiving Island - The Ringer
• Thanksgiving Island - Sell Out
• Thanksgiving Island - White Trash
• Thanksgiving Island - Grace Off
• Thanksgiving Island - Car Wash
• Thanksgiving Island - Eliminascion

A teacher tells his students they belong in Hell if they don't accept Jesus.

Gross.

I use artificial sweetener in my coffee at work. I prefer the little pill-like sweeteners to the paper bags of powder. Since I usually have foamy milk at the top of my coffee, I have to pull it aside to drop the sweetener right down into the coffee where it can dissolve.

Today, I thought I'd done so adequately, but I was wrong. The tiny, potent packet of Phenylalanine dissolved into an area of foamy milk 8mm across, which acted as an artificial sweetener bomb when I sipped it up.

I'm a retard, and I need water.

eBay auction for a PS3 box filled with charcoal. The best part is the picture demonstrating a crying child.

Video of an autistic child playing a video game. The kid is dodging shit coming from all directions... It's amazing to watch.

A damning review of the Playstation 3 was found useful by 279 of 415 people. Thanks, TheSpaceAdmiral!

This guy just has no idea about computers but he sure is enthusiastic about selling you one. I just about lost it when he dropped this:

Going here like a butterfly just flyin' on that monkey.

I think it's time to launch a new video series: Will It Microwave? The answer seems to be "Yup" for a Furby...

Video: how potato chips are made.

Bill O'Reilly, a well-known expert on dealing with reality, complains about how gamers / gadget addicts don't deal with reality.

OJ's book and TV special, "If I Did It" are canceled. Too bad. I was hoping the U.S. would set a precedent by arresting him and jailing him thanks to the proof he was going to publish about how he killed his ex-wife.

AAAAAAAAAH! I'd comment on this clip, labeled "Los Simpsons", but I'm terrified by the images beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Scott Adams: Atheists are the new Gays. I haven't read it yet.

Frank Caliendo does an awesome George W. Bush impression. David Letterman wastes precious minutes of your time introducing him, but it's worth the wait.

Kitten pressed up against owner's cleavage. A little bit NSFW, but darned if it isn't cute.

Not one, but two stories about how butterfingered Wii enthusiasts are snapping the Wiimote's wrist strap and sending their controllers sailing into and big screen TVs.

You may have heard about the incident where a UCLA student was tasered multiple times for failing to produce ID and leave a library. Someone got video and just posted it to YouTube. View it while it's hot.

An article about the motion sensors in the PS3 and Wii game controllers.

Find out what celebrities you look like (if you sign up for a free account). It's uncanny: it picked out the celebrity resemblance that I get all the time.

Nintendo is the Apple of console gaming.

I don't know this is legal, but apparently, some guy forged George Clinton's signature on an assignment of copyright and is now suing artists who sample Clinton's work. Wa-huh?

FLIP is an oceanic research station that converts from a horizontal to a vertical mode.

Back off, get your own sandwich!. This jacket will zap assailants.

Back off, get your own sandwich!. This jacket will zap assailants.

You've drawn a pig, now draw a house. Here's mine. I call it, "The Flowers are Poison".

Rolling Stone interviews Sacha Baron Cohen. I found a spelling mistake. Do I get a hero cookie?

Introducing children to innuendo.

Tina Fey talks about Paris Hilton.

According to an anonymous yet reliable source, the South side Best Buy will have 20 PS3s on Friday, Nov 17 and 96 Wiis on Sunday, Nov 19.

For the PS3: the store opens at 8AM. The reliable source speculates tickets will be handed out to customers in the line-up around 7:30AM for the 20 PS3s available (16 of the good 60GB model, 4 of the shitty 20GB model).

For the Wii: the store opens at 10AM. How it goes is up in the air, but for the XBox 360 launch, they 10 people into the store at a time.

VGCats comments on this.

It's official: You don't need extended warranties.

Of course, I've sort of lucked out: I bought the extended coverage for my Sony Clie years ago, and when it died, I got a replacement: the most recent model. The warranty I bought for my iPod hasn't really paid for itself, but it paid for a repair and a new battery. Never mind that Best Buy cheated me out of a brand new replacement.

Ok, I guess I haven't been so lucky. The only time the warranty might be worth it is when you work at the store and get to buy it for half the price that John Q. Public gets to pay.

Finally! The great tastes of vanilla and nut creme come together at last! (Pun intended)

Finally! The great tastes of vanilla and nut creme come together at last! (Pun intended)

OJ Simpson: "So yeah. I didn't murder my wife... but let's just say I did..."*

* Not an actual quote.

I do so love what happens when people threaten the people who run Something Awful with legal action.

Do you want to make your own laser module? Yes you do.

How toothpicks are made. Darn. The picture on TechEBlog and the tone of the narrator's voice led me to believe they were going to grind down a whole log into one toothpick.

Had enough of Borat yet? You have? Well, tough luck, assholes! Here's a clip of "central European MTV". Wa-wa-wee-wa!

I can understand old people having trouble with technology, but microphones are a pretty obvious, commonplace thing, aren't they?

Don LaFontaine is the movie trailer guy. I block ads, but a word of warning: this site has a text link to "totally free porn".

You probably know about how when you put cornstarch in water, you get a liquid that temporarily solidifies when agitated. If not, try it out: it's pretty fun. You can cut it with a knife, and then it just goops itself back together.

One thing I had never seen before is that if you vibrate this cornstarch and water mixture, it writhes around and stuff. YouTube, ho!

• The coolest cornstarch and water video
• Cornstarch life form (80Hz)
• Cornstarch Monster
• Cornstarch Monster 2
• Walking on cornstarch water

The Simpsons Movie trailer. Awesome.

BoingBoing rules: 9 Great Old Punk Videos.

I've heard several stories about this. Here's one that sums it up: K-Fed wants custody of his and Britney's kids or he'll sell a Britney+K-Fed sex tape to the highest bidder. Britney fears her reputation will be tarnished by a sex tape... Really, how could a public sex tape ruin her reputation more than her having married Kevin Federline? Also, under no circumstances should that man be allowed to rear children. It's preposterous that he should be requesting custody.

Poultry Killer: fast, easy, sure, and fun! From EatLiver.com.

Jokes for robots, by robots:

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

Test your musical ability. You are played pairs of phrases and have to say whether they are the same or not. What do you rate?

I was talking to a few different people about this flying alarm clock that I saw a while ago. Here it is again.

I've been quiet in the last few days. Partly, that's because of all the brouhaha going on with regards to the new consoles. Honestly, when the XBox 360 came out, I could care less. I saw the videos and tried the kiosks and was unimpressed. The PS3 and Wii, however, look really interesting. Engadget sums up a lot of the XBox 360, PS3, and Wii news.

What are you guys planning on or thinking of getting? The Wii actually seems promising due to its cost and unique controller, but the PS3 has got loads of power and a motion-sensitive controller as well. Furthermore, the XBox 360's price is coming down and game makers are learning to optimize their 360 code.

Slow-motion shot from a tank. This is way cooler than I can describe.

xkcd is an awesome webcomic, as I've proved before by posting comics. This particular comic teaches an important lesson:

Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness.

Here are a couple of tributes to the noble "F-word":

• The Big Lebowski: F*cking Short Version
• Reservoir Dogs: F&%k

Office Space as a thriller.

Blendtec makes ass-kicking blenders. They've put up a bunch of brilliant ads on YouTube following the theme, "Will it Blend?"

• Golf balls
• Coke + chicken
• Marbles (my favourite)
• Ice into snow
• Rake handle
• Extra value meal

Can you identify whether someone is Female or Shemale? I got 15/16! Wooh!

Draw a pig to test your personality.

Mine wasn't supposed to look pissed off: drawing with the mouse is hard!

The US House of Representatives is now controlled by the Democratic party.

Apparently, there are some unreleased Windows XP themes that some guy found recently. They look awesome: very Vista-esque.

Britney Spears has finally had enough and has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline.

Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne. Whaaa?

Story about a skyscraper in New York City. Apparently, the decision to switch from welds to bolts caused this building to become disastrously vulnerable to winds. The engineer owned up to it and the building was fixed.

Subaru Impreza STi vs. Forester STi. I did not even know they made an STi edition of the butt-ugly Forester. I bet it's still fun to drive.

It drives me nuts how she pronounces the "z" in "Impreza" like the "tz" in "pretzel". Those crazy Brits!

7 car gadgets you need. I like the 30 second accident camera. Totally an awesome idea.

Mario and Luigi visit Vice City. This is a clip from one of the best shows in the world, Robot Chicken.

A big ball of water on a space station is subjected to bursts of air, bubble injections, and an alka-seltzer tablet. I pretty much don't have to tell any nerds here that this is so cool. From Boing Boing.

Meat seasoning inside a shotgun shell. Waste not, want not: when you blow away an animal with a shotgun, take the opportunity to make sure its flesh is infused with tasty spices!

What kind of food does a company like Guido and Wong make? Italian and Chinese, of course.

Also, don't you think someone should have taken a look at this travel company's logo?

This guy is a total douchebag. He's the host of some crappy public access show, and people hate him enough to call in and ruin his show. The thing is, he bites back right away with cut-downs. Make no mistake: these are not worthwhile cut-downs, but base idiocy at its worst.

Crazy Motherfucker-Fu. This martial art seems to be based on flipping right the fuck out with a stick.

The PlayStation 3: it will blow you away, but it will also creep you right the Hell out.

This robotic sentry gun reminds me of the sentry guns in Aliens and ED-209.

It also has a speaker that beckons the fool that walks near it to surrender before being pulverized.

More cat cruelty: What happens when you put tape on a cat? Apparently, it's awesome.

Mildly NSFW fake personal ads. Same goes for the zero-g cat link. Sorry. Forgot to mention it.

This seems a bit cruel. What does a cat do in zero-g? Apparently, they spin around like crazy.

So, Half-Life 2 Episode 2 looks pretty good, I guess.

Pervy Pac-Man Halloween costume.

Hey baby. Wanna play Pac-Man? Just grab the joystick... thaaaat's it. Oh yeah. Dodge those ghosts!

A survey on sex dispels some myths.

There's a misperception that there's a great deal of promiscuity in Africa, which is one of the potential reasons for HIV/AIDS spreading so rapidly,

Researchers also found that married people have the most sex,

Casey Weldon is a painter of things like this image of a matronly Ronald McDonald breast-feeding a fat baby.

Adorable squid baby costume.