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Comments: (2)2005-05-31

Something else that makes fun of the Episode III "Nnooooooooooo!"

Comments: (2)2005-05-30

Derek (one of the lawyers I work with) made this amazing shot. He "Robin Hooded" the dart that was in the bullseye.

He wanted two bullseyes for the shot. I maintained that the tip of the dart must be in the board for it to count. :)

Comments: (48)2005-05-30

Are you driven mad by idiotic signs advertising "Lobster's on special" or "DVD's for sale" or other such atrocities of language? Perhaps you'd just like to do your part in helping literacy in North America. Print off a few stickers of this image and keep them in your car. Next time you see a sign that would get a 4th-grader a failing grade, stick one of these on. Feel free to stick gold stars onto signs that are correct.

Comments: (0)2005-05-30

I already read about this earlier today, but Boing Boing's title is just priceless.

Comments: (2)2005-05-30

Stupid Web Gag. There are a ton of loops involving Vader's "Nnnnnnoooooooooooo!" scream from Episode III on this web site, but so far this is the only one I've seen that is actually funny. Thanks, Nick.

Comments: (0)2005-05-30

Get down for the refreshments.

Comments: (0)2005-05-30

Me at the beginning of my musical career in 1981.

Comments: (1)2005-05-30

Me: dressed for success.

Comments: (2)2005-05-30

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Comments: (0)2005-05-27

I got some pictures from Jason and Megann's wedding in December 2004. Good stuff. Here's our "Santa Claus" picture.

Comments: (0)2005-05-27

I got some pictures from Jason and Megann's wedding in December 2004. Good stuff. Here's the "leg shot" for the boys.

Comments: (6)2005-05-26

Amusing to FPS nerds. The domino effect in the Half-Life 2 engine. And a guy gets crushed.

Comments: (1)2005-05-26

YES.

Comments: (0)2005-05-26

X-Men! (Thanks, Jess)

Comments: (2)2005-05-26

Brilliantly executed hippie propaganda. Groan-worthy puns abound in this Star Wars rip-off. I may not agree with their FUD-spreading dogma, but I can agree that talking vegetables re-creating Star Wars are hilarious.

Comments: (0)2005-05-25

Have you guys been following the Broadcast Flag brouhaha?

Comments: (7)2005-05-24

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station!

Comments: (0)2005-05-24

They are honest about their product. Honest, but rude.

Comments: (0)2005-05-24

Discussion about Episode III including my gripes about it (spoilers).

Comments: (0)2005-05-24

Animal shapes made out of weiners. Thanks, Jesse.

Comments: (7)2005-05-24

An example of natural selection at work. I guess we'll have to wait for their next stunt before they really remove themselves from the gene pool, though.

Comments: (0)2005-05-24

Another awesome search from msn.com that got some poor soul here:

how to build cornhole boxes

I'm not sure I want to look that one up.

Comments: (2)2005-05-23

Another article about creationism and evolution. Scientific American.

Comments: (0)2005-05-20

So, the article is only mildly interesting, but this quote is great:

'there was a Siemens office there where they answered the phone "Hello, Siemens Staines!"'

Comments: (0)2005-05-20

Picture taken by putting my Sony DSC-F717 right up to the patio door at night. The IR lamps reflect off the glass and lens. You can faintly see lights of houses through the window.

Comments: (4)2005-05-20

The barbecue had some problems, so I need to exchange a part at Superstore. Sadly, this part consists of the actual main barbecue... And I really do need to get some chairs and a table out there.

I wish to barbecue.

Comments: (3)2005-05-20

Yes I've got purpose. No, I haven't got Jesus. I've got milk as well, in case you wanted to know.

Comments: (7)2005-05-19

Animals are tasty.

Comments: (0)2005-05-19

The Borowitz Report. This is pretty funny. And here's a good topical quote:

Elsewhere, a terrorist seeking 72 virgins was found waiting on line for the new "Star Wars" film.

Comments: (12)2005-05-19

Bwaaaa ha ha! Image blurred to protect the un-cool. Hey buddy: get a bicycle or get a motorcycle. Just pick one.

Comments: (11)2005-05-18

New acquisitions:

Fire pit
Gazebo
Barbecue

Just remember to bring your own chair if you ever come to my place for a barbecue...

Comments: (3)2005-05-18

Comparing apples to oranges.

Comments: (0)2005-05-17

Bastard Tetris. It always gives you the worst possible piece.

Comments: (3)2005-05-17

Female orgasms are "just for fun". I swear I'm not just trying to attract pervs with keywords...

Comments: (2)2005-05-17

Somethingawful does LCD game adaptations of movies. Movies such as Remains of the Day and Schindler's List...

Comments: (0)2005-05-16

Hey: guess how I found out that beer cups aren't microwaveable.

Comments: (0)2005-05-16

Your very own R2-D2.

Comments: (0)2005-05-16

Oh man. That's awesome. It's a parody of the comics on a site which explain to kids how to make fun stuff like an electric motor built from paperclips, wire, nail polish, and a battery, but I can't find that site to post the link.

Comments: (2)2005-05-16

So: I've decided that I need a patio set, barbecue, and maybe a gazebo for my south-facing backyard. Also, I'm thinking of getting a pond for the back yard... And a movable fire thingy. And the gazebo will have strings of lights inside it.

The moral of the story is that I've lost my mind.

Comments: (9)2005-05-13

Lllllllaser!

Comments: (1)2005-05-13

I got a great new thing to say to someone.

<sigh> "Well, I'll just have to console myself in the security afforded by the knowledge that you are wrong."

This comes from a conversation with Erin. Thanks Erin!

Comments: (15)2005-05-11

CDs vs. Vinyl. Fight!

Comments: (4)2005-05-11

I don't know... I wouldn't be as pleased as TheSpaceAdmiral about getting nunchaku to the balls.

Comments: (0)2005-05-10

There are all sorts of things wrong with this sentence:

"I could crochet you a really manly purse." -- Erin

Comments: (6)2005-05-10

Just a picture of some supermarket sushi I had taken a while ago. Mmm. Glisteny.

Comments: (9)2005-05-10

A funny story about Hilary Rosen.

Comments: (12)2005-05-10

George Lucas, please don't crush my spirit a third time.

Comments: (3)2005-05-09

Lots of interesting and cool things on the web...

Relaxation game
Ridiculous hot sauce
Self-referential quiz
Retro handset for cell phones
For those engineers who want to open cans with a ring. (I've seen people hurt themselves trying to do it with their Iron Ring).
The ultimate in home defense

Comments: (5)2005-05-06

Slashdot: Kansas Challenges Definition of Science. (here is the article they link to)

Comments: (1)2005-05-05

Always have someone proof your logo before you decide to use it.

Comments: (0)2005-05-04

Thanks to James for sending me this awesome picture.

Comments: (3)2005-05-04

These are excellent. Kids making drawings based on idiomatic expressions. "Bar star" would make a great t-shirt.

Comments: (0)2005-05-04

Even more on the RIAA and mp3 sharing.

Comments: (4)2005-05-03

Point, counterpoint on music piracy.

Comments: (13)2005-05-03

Your failed business model is not my problem: the t-shirt.

Comments: (0)2005-05-03

The seven gummi bear sins.

Comments: (1)2005-05-03

Make sure you support local cinema by going to see The Greatest Love Story Ever Told at the Princess theatre. The cast and crew are all local actors: most of which are improvisors. It'll give you your dose of weird for a good month.

Comments: (0)2005-05-02

Mmmmmm. Bacon.

Comments: (24)2005-05-02

Why is this happening? I don't want to see a new 21st century version of the Dark Ages, do you?

Comments: (2)2005-05-02

Still sick, but well enough to go to work. This is my 8th day on this flu. <seethe!>

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