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Comments: (0)2004-08-31
"what do you do for a living?" "mail bacon to people" - Jesse
Comments: (0)2004-08-19
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it had too much to drink?
Comments: (0)2004-08-13
Good deed for the day: I told some guy in a truck that he lost some cargo back up the road. This makes up for the, like, 9 puppies I kicked yesterday.
Comments: (0)2004-08-12
Well, tip me over and pour me out! (Use instead of, "well, I'll be darned")
Comments: (2)2004-08-10
MajikSznak: content so edgy you'll cut yourself.
Comments: (0)2004-08-10
This page looks less like ass now. This pleases me. I will have to do the same to my blog. God knows I have legions of fans.