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"pope making farting noises is funny" - John (a coworker of mine)

I just taught someone how to embed a video in a web page. Next I'm going to show him the <marquee> and <blink> tags.

When you're talking to a girl about her problems, under no circumstance should you start troubleshooting and giving advice. You will be shot. Instead, listen, sympathize, and hug. In a day, if there's some really good advice you really should give her, maybe you can give it a try.

If you're talking to a guy about his problems, by all means: problem-solve. Help him work shit out. If you just listen and then the next day come to him with advice, he'll call you a fag and punch you. You will also get fag-punched if you listen, sympathize, and hug him.

I said this in online conversation and liked the way it sounded: "nerd ominous"

Halloween party tonight!

Discovering that life is a TV show isn't nearly as neat when you realize that you're one of the members of the supporting cast.

"Earlier a lawyer tried to tape my head with a tape dispenser (like for packing tape), but I have too much shit in my hair for it to stick. I showed him." -- DJ 9000

New expression! "First off, let me inform you that I am not some kind of chump."

I pulled a Travis! (I made my own web logging software).

If you want something done right, sorry: that's just not how things work.